10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines   Leave a comment

The UK’s 10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines (and the celebrities voted most likely to use them) are:

  1. “Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”- Calum Best
  2. “If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together”- Carol Vorderman
  3. “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel” – Mario Marconi
  4. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” – Cristiano Ronaldo
  5. “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight” – Jodie Marsh
  6. “You’re under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams” – Rhys Ifans
  7. “Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?” – Jonathan Ross
  8. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” – Lee Sharpe
  9. “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” – Peter Andre
  10. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes” – Darius Danesh
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Posted March 16, 2010 by Rajesh_Gandhi in faux pas, humour, i love you, idea, lifestyle, loved ones, men, women

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